hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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