its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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