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• (425): View more from Washington

  My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed

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• (718): View more from New York

  walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls

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• (903): View more from Texas

  i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers

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  Real life dumb and dumber

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• (315): View more from New York

  So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode

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• (425): View more from Washington

  YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I fuckin love you!

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  I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.

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