ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Mom said you looked used
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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