I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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