How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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