just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
