you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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