I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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