Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she smelled like a LAN party
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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