thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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