CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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