I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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