And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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