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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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