Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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