Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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