I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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