You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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