we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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