I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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