It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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