And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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