Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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