So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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