The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i think i just lost a toe
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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