After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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