Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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