I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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