I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize