Nicole vs. Life
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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