Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I FOUND THE LEGS
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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