Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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