I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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