Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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