break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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