Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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