Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
