There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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