i think my mom watched the whole time
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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