see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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