Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I believe in your delicious
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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