1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
