This dress was meant to end up on your floor
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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