why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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