And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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