So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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