whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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