you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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