I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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