his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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