On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
too bad you live with your parents still
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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